About Me
A little bit of info about me (with apologies to Douglas Adams)
- Name: None
Well, actually, there have been quite a few suggestions, but unfortunately a lot of them were girls names as that was the guess until they checked out my private parts. The current front runner for my English name can probably be guessed from my Mums FC team name. My Chinese name is a bit unclear, especially as Dads suggestion of ‘Dong Po’ (after the famous poet Su Dong Po) was thrown out under suspicion of being a bit too influenced by ‘Dong Po Jo’. As for my surname - it’s looking like a long drawn-out battle against Taiwanese beaurocracy! - Age: None
Alternatively you can take your pick from ‘Several months’, ‘Minus several months’, ‘One’ (Chinese counting), or ‘Not yet’. - Birthday: None
People are estimating sometime around the end of September I’ll actually get a birthday, but until then, I’ll just have to do without. - Nationality: None
Again, I haven’t got one yet. However, it would seem that I can take my pick from ‘English’, ‘Taiwanese’, ‘British’, ‘Chinese’, ‘European’, ‘Asian’, ‘Westerner’, ‘Oriental’, or ‘Occidental’.
- Height: None
Not strictly true - but given my current condition, it’s a bit tricky to get the tape measure out. Let’s just say that I’m about the height of the web browser you’re reading this with. - Favourite music: None
However, I have been known to get quite excited while listening to The Cranberries - Favourite colour: None
It’s a bit dark in here
